Maybe he's part of my imagination

It's bloody hot now. I can't stand it when its too hot. I have been working for 4 days none stop in this burning heat and it's finally taken it's toll. Yesterday while I was working at my fancy little shop, an American came in and asked directions to Dixons, "what you mean the shop with the bloody great red sign up the road?" so I told him and had at him with a stick........well I wanted to. Anyway, about 15 minutes later, another American came in asking for the same directions, so I told him. I swear I don't work in tourist information, but obviously "game" in America means, "Get a map 'ere" or something like that. By now I was getting a headache from the heat, little kids, people who don't speak english and all the many directions to the shop up the road that I seem to tell someone once a day. It was very busy and in comes a resonable looking man in his 40s with his six year old son, who was carrying a large bag. The father came in and asked about the xbox 360, so I told him about Billy "spawn of evil" Gates's new invention to take over the world. After about 5 minutes he left and I went to serve the next person. I went upstairs to have my lunch when we found out that a gamecube had gone missing. After we searched and couldn't find it. The last place we had it was behind the counter, so we checked our little tape machine(its the size of a fridge) When to my constantination (yes I did use that word) we saw, plane as day, the little boy going behind the counter, with 3 of us there, half-incing the cube, putting it in his bag and heading off with his father. Bloody swine!! No older than six and he managed to do that. Balls of steel that kid. Gives you great pride in peoples upbringing when that happens. I seem to of melted into my seat so I'm gonna try now and peel myself off and get a drink or six. Maybe I will have some cheery news next time. later :p