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31 August 2005

"god bless America"

Well I'm just back from Bristol with Ben and I am shattered. We were talking about many things on our journey, mostly about America (or at least that’s the only topic that I can remember). Now as any of you that know me will know, I have a pet peeve against stereotypical America (I'm sure some of it is nice). Now I'm not trying to offend American's (the best Video games come from American heads) but it just seems that whenever I start moaning about something (which I do alot apparently) It always ends up at either religion or American nuances. If it isn't dates that are the wrong way round (is it November the 2nd or the 11th of Febuary??) It's leaving out the letter u in most words or pronouncing words wrong on telly and making kids in Britain say things like "I hate tom-ate-oes" or "Lets take this rout(e)". Now I know that it ain't big and there are worse things in American culture (KKK, god-complex, baseball, pollution, Bush, etc.) but they are the things that seem to get on my nerves more than anything else at the moment. Anyway, I just felt like taking a dig at America a little, apologies to any Americans reading this (jokes about Americans reading aside). Toodle pip ;)

30 August 2005

Just in case

Oh my unicorn its a blue cloudless sky in Britain, I think the Universe might be imploding, because lets face it there aint anywhere for the universe to explode to. But my point is that people use "oh my god" in vain, alot. So what is a lowly atheist supposed to do. I mean, I use the phrase alot because it's been forced into my speech, probably in a cunning way by the church to get people talking about god more. So I now use different ficticious characters in place of that "great" word. Now I know that some of you have noticed that god ain't gettin a capital g (by some I mean Kieren). The reason for this is that the word god means any god that is an idol and not the "real" one, only the real God gets a capital (it's his reward). Now until the real one shows him/herself (who knows?) all gods are ficticious so they all get relegated to the lower case. Now im off outside to enjoy the sun... oh my giant flying two headed monkey, the clouds are back. Oh well back to Half Life 2 deathmatch then, later all.

Lazy mornings

Going to bed at 3:30 in the morning isn't as fun as it use to be when you wake up at 1:30 and realise that you usually get up at 9:00 and have lost alot of the day. What is it about going to bed at a different time that makes you sleep longer. 10 hours, that's just crazy. Anyway I might have more to say later, so stay tuned.

Update

Just before i go to bed i would like to draw your attention to F.E.A.R. out in October, have a look and play the demo on the site it is awesome. My WoW character is now lvl 56 and climbing so i will be lvl 60 by halloween. Im back to Uni on the 19th of september to do computer scinence and im looking forward to it. well im tired so night all :)

A fresher start

Its true. A world of atheism and video games would make everyone get along. Think about it, everyone getting together and putting aside their difference of opinion about how tall Jesus was or if the bread at communion represents him or if it has actually magically transformed into his body! Getting together with a copy of Half Life 2 and shooting each other in a fictional world instead of the real one, or invading other countries with armies of any era and not risking anybodies life. Life should really come with save points because we all want to hit F9 occasionally dont we. When will we come to realise that religion only serves to seperate us? Few things in this world causes as much harm to us as religion (and G.W.Bush), and until everone sees that, this world is gonna continue to suck. Thanks be to......the big bang, for video games then to take us out of this world and put us in new ones. (excel saga rules) :)