Maybe I should short circuit the doorbell

What is it about some people that they feel they have to tell everyone about Jesus? Presumably they are trying to save our souls by knocking on doors and spreading the meaning of the bible to the poor souls who "DON'T GIVE A CRAP"!! In the last two days I have been set on by 4 Jehovahas witnesses quoting the bible at me and trying to make me see the light and how my heretic/atheistic soul (slightly ironic in that I don't believe in souls either) to hell. I should put a sign on the door that says "I want to burn!!" and maybe then they might leave me alone. I swear I have some sort of smell that the bloody JW's can smell from miles away. They are like sharks, one drop of blood in the water drives them mad from miles away. Maybe tomorrow I will be safe at work. Anyway I am looking at cars that I might get in the near future (Birthday). Any ideas on a good first car? Let me know. Now, I'm off to find a cow prod so that I can fry the next bugger that tries to tell me to "confess my sins". Au revoir.

"I'm pleased to tell you..."

..I PASSED!! yay. Never has the word pleased given me such a feeling of relief and of a weight off my shoulders. I passed with only 6 minors, apparantly the average is 9 so yay again. England won the ashes yesterday and got a huge reception in trafalgar square, simalar to that of the rugby teams welcome. Great spirit all round, national sports teams can really unify a nation and I think that that could be something that would be great all round. So anyway, awesome day today so I'm gonna go and have a drink to celebrate. Woot.

Jerusalem

Sooo close.. It's tea time in the ashes and England are so close. Now I know that most of you don't care but I think that when a few million people can get behind their team and cheer their socks off it can be quite a thing. When England won the rugby world cup, I was watching early in the morning in the university pub, and I have never seen 100+ people so alive and unified at 7:00 in the morning. It can make you think about how much people can have in common if we try. Anyway, their back so im off. COME ON ENGLAND!!

Get a tissue

I be shi**ing myself at the moment. I have to take my driving test on Tuesday and i am not looking forward to it. I am not gonna tell you how many I have already taken (0 < x < 10) but for some reason I always mess up on the lesson before my test and on the day. If it isn't nearly going right at a no right turn junction, it's emergency stopping at an amber light. I swear that my driving part of the brain runs away at this point because it doesn't want to do the test ( I could pass on any other lesson that i do) I hate tests and exams. I seem to only be complaning about things at the moment which is basically me. Everything is going wrong atm and its been a very trying few days. If it isn't the driving it's the council nicking my money, the bloody workman disappearing from the face of the earth in the middle of a job, the T.V. aerial busted, being bored solid, or feeling a little bit neglected (big cry, come on cry for me, CRY!!). I swear that soon something nice might happen. Actually that's a good point, I don't have to work tomorrow!! first time in a week!! yay. I feel better now, can have a break and play some more HL2 or maybe even some Burnout Revenge (that's right Paul, muahaha). Anyway people gonna be back soon so I can do something that ain't boring. (even video games get boring when you been playing them for 3 months straight, its a harsh world). Promise to have some good news next time. Later.

Maybe he's part of my imagination

It's bloody hot now. I can't stand it when its too hot. I have been working for 4 days none stop in this burning heat and it's finally taken it's toll. Yesterday while I was working at my fancy little shop, an American came in and asked directions to Dixons, "what you mean the shop with the bloody great red sign up the road?" so I told him and had at him with a stick........well I wanted to. Anyway, about 15 minutes later, another American came in asking for the same directions, so I told him. I swear I don't work in tourist information, but obviously "game" in America means, "Get a map 'ere" or something like that. By now I was getting a headache from the heat, little kids, people who don't speak english and all the many directions to the shop up the road that I seem to tell someone once a day. It was very busy and in comes a resonable looking man in his 40s with his six year old son, who was carrying a large bag. The father came in and asked about the xbox 360, so I told him about Billy "spawn of evil" Gates's new invention to take over the world. After about 5 minutes he left and I went to serve the next person. I went upstairs to have my lunch when we found out that a gamecube had gone missing. After we searched and couldn't find it. The last place we had it was behind the counter, so we checked our little tape machine(its the size of a fridge) When to my constantination (yes I did use that word) we saw, plane as day, the little boy going behind the counter, with 3 of us there, half-incing the cube, putting it in his bag and heading off with his father. Bloody swine!! No older than six and he managed to do that. Balls of steel that kid. Gives you great pride in peoples upbringing when that happens. I seem to of melted into my seat so I'm gonna try now and peel myself off and get a drink or six. Maybe I will have some cheery news next time. later :p

It really hurts

This day sucks. I got out of bed this morning (big mistake) and I discovered a really sore spot on my lip and my nose, there are the size of peas!! Then I went out and got "mugged" by an old man at the local church telling me to stop sinning or something to that effect. I then got home and found that my bread is off, and my house smells of curry. When I had a shower I was pleased to find that it's even worse than usual and that the person comming to fix it isn't around for the next few days. Even worse is the fact that It looks unlikely that I will be able to actually go to Paul's party tomorrow because of nobody able to go to work as everyone has quit but me, 2 others and the manager. Also because some work being down to the house is being done tomorrow and I have to be here. Finally I turned on the tele about an hour ago to hear more news about hurricane Katrina and the poor people who are dying of hunger. It gives you great pride in humanity when the worlds richest and supposedly most powerful nation can't get off it's arse to help it's own people, rather send them off to die needlessly in a country that doesn't want or really need them. Ben showed me this it makes a good point. Im gonna go play some Half Life 2 to steady myself, maybe a drink. Later.

Personal Saviour Piece

2 Hours to charge. No need to tell any of you what im talking about. But while I'waiting for the thing to charge I'm installing software on my PC aswell. Something new to save me from those boring moments when I cant get to my PC or my tele. That feeling of a new "toy" never leaves you even when your nearly 20. Great stuff. There are probably better thing to spend hard earned wages on, but food is a privalage that I don't need privilege. Now off to watch some Gantz. hehe, just kidding KierAn. Im gonna play some Burnout Revenge Demo, see ya later.